501k
When one’s economic situation has become so tenuous that their entire net worth is in the pockets of their jeans. “Sorry, bro, can’t go drinking tonight, the wife raided my 501k.” More »
27th January 2012 MorePetri Douche
Petri Douche: A place/location where a lot of douchebags are known to congregate. A place that attracts and seemingly breeds chavs/douchebags/jackwagons/etc etc. Oh hell no I’m not going to Wetherspoons, that place is a petri douche! Or: urgh...
26th January 2012 Moreeye broccoli
opposite of eye candy, someone unappealing to look at (how i met your mother) marshall’s ex-assistant barney: "so, who’s the eye broccoli?" marshall: "my new assistant" More »
24th January 2012 MoreRobert Louis Stevenson
“Perpetual devotion to what a man calls his business, is only to be sustained by perpetual neglect of many other things.” More »
25th January 2012 MoreTom Hanks
“I’m glad I didn’t have to fight in any war. I’m glad I didn’t have to pick up a gun. I’m glad I didn’t get killed or kill somebody. I hope my kids enjoy the same lack of manhood.” More »
22nd January 2012 MoreTom Masson
“Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists; life would be one long Congressional Record.” More »
20th January 2012 More